I thought my readers, especially in the West, might get a kick out of reading this short article. It appeared in the Philadelphia Inquirer on Tuesday, July 28, 2015.
The treed hiker was from exurban Philadelphia, and she was hiking in the Pinelands National Preserve in east-central New Jersey.
Friday, July 31, 2015
Wednesday, July 29, 2015
Standard Issue Male
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| A fire ant simultaneously biting and stinging (Internet image) |
When I lived in Florida (1981-1988), I worked for a state agency that sponsored and conducted research on phosphate ore surface mines. My responsibilities were related to reclamation following mining. Very early in my career, I was working with an ornithologist who was investigating the value of flooded phosphate mine pits for wading bird habitat. I agreed to help this investigator perform some field sampling, which involved screaming across the surface of the mine pit lakes in an airboat at night.
As dawn approached after our nighttime foray, we brought the boat into the landing. It was still too dark to see much, but I soon realized I was standing in a fire ant mound because the ants were crawling up my leg and stinging me. The stings were uncomfortable but not as painful as a wasp or bee sting, so I took off my pants and brushed away the myriad insects. We finished packing up, and then I got in my car and began to drive home with the intent of cleaning up and catching a few winks before I went into work later that day.
As I was driving home, I started to feel dizzy but, heck, I had just been up all night, so I didn't give it much thought. When I got home, I stripped off my clothes, took a shower, and realized I was feeling really dizzy and nauseated. I laid down on the cold bathroom tiles wondering if I was going to pass out. Kali asked me what was wrong, and (like a typical [stupid] "tough guy" male) I replied, "Nothing. Just let me lay here for a few minutes." Actually, I was in pretty bad shape, but I still rejected Kali's requests to help.
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| This is how my legs looked (Internet image) |
Why do guys behave this way?
Tuesday, July 28, 2015
Headwaters Protection
| Playground to be replaced with a rain garden |
While my organization has not yet undertaken any projects in my watershed, one of my sister organizations is going gangbusters on a small, heavily urbanized stream located just over the divide from my watershed.
The stream rises in a play area on the grounds of a private school. The school is very interested in improving water quality in this small headwaters stream - both to be a good citizen, and also to use the restoration work as an educational resource for its students. On July 23, several of the local watershed organizations partnering in this collaborative effort took a tour of the work that has been completed on the school's property.
In the image at the beginning of this post, my friend and colleague Julie, director of the sister watershed organization, explained that the school is going to replace the existing grassy playground - the very beginning of the stream - with a rain garden that will capture runoff and allow it to percolate into the soil.
| Newly planted riparian buffer. The stream is flowing down the center between deer exclosures. |
| De-vine buffer |
| Existing riparian buffer cleared of vines and expanded with new plantings |
| At the edge of playing fields |
| Parking lot runoff |
Obviously, to make a difference in the overall Delaware River watershed, these types of projects will have to be repeated thousands of times over on countless small tributary streams. But this is a great first step, and it serves as a model for others to emulate.
Friday, July 24, 2015
Insects and Stick-tights
| Stick insect |
The foundation plantings around the house are all overrun with weeds and vines, and the gutters are sprouting miniature aerial gardens.
When summer comes, I no longer have any motivation to go outside in the heat and humidity to beat back the green hordes. I didn't used to be this way; I don't know what happened to me.
Anyway, last evening, Kali had to work late. She didn't know when she would be able to leave work, so I didn't want to go off on a walk or a bike ride, only to have her call me 10 minutes after I departed to tell me she'd be home in a half-hour. So, instead, I decided to tackle the very modest green spot immediately outside our back door which has been invaded by a plant that generates stick-tight burs. Last year, I cleared out this mess, but I waited too long so the stick-tights were ripe and they clung to everything, as they are wont (and "designed") to do. This, year, I decided to make a preemptive strike, and the still-green burs only got a few holds on my arm hairs. By the way, I don't know the identity of the plant I was clearing out. Because the plant is no longer flowering and has nondescript leaves, it's almost impossible to identify.
| Ripening stick-tight burs |
In the course of clearing out the weeds, I exposed a stick insect (image above). These insects are not common in the northern Piedmont, so it was a treat to see one skulking in the vegetation. Stick insects are herbivores, so this one wasn't stalking prey despite its similarity to the carnivorous mantids.
| Eastern Black Swallowtail caterpillar |
I did manage to clean out all the stick-tight plants in the area I targeted, then noticed that an adjacent bed had even more than the area I had just cleared. I guess I know what I'll be doing at least part of this weekend...
Friday, July 10, 2015
Foray to Frazier's Bog
| Morton Arboretum's Joe Rothleutner's preparing an herbarium specimen |
The swamp is not, in fact, a bog. Bogs are characterized by standing water which is often stained tea-brown by tannins leached from decomposing organic matter. In addition, bog water is acidic. Frazier's Bog is actually a fen, which has running (albeit slowly running), clear water that tends to be neutral or slightly basic. The water at Frazier's Bog seeps out of a porous quartizite bedrock ridge immediately to the north, and the shallow rills, runnels, and rivulets that thread through the wetland flow over sandy beds.
The swamp is also amazing because it's a Coastal Plain outlier. My preserve and environs are on the solid, metamorphic rocky Piedmont; the edge of the sandy Coastal Plain lies about 10 miles to the south. Nevertheless, many of the the plants that occur in Frazier's Bog are plants typical of the Coastal Plain in New Jersey, not the Piedmont. So, Frazier's bog is a rarity--an island of the Coastal Plain 250 feet above sea level in a shallow basin in the Piedmont.
The bog's unusual nature has been recognized for a century and a half, and over the years countless botanic field trips have tromped through the spongy, saturated site. Currently, the wetland is located at the edge of the second fairway of a private country club's golf course, but fortunately the country club recognizes the botanic gem and has posted signs to keep golfers out of the swamp (which is a treasure trove of lost golf balls).
| Fortunately, the country club recognizes the wetland's value |
| Chicago Botanic Garden's Andrew Bunting "bagging" his quarry |
| The swamp floor is carpeted with skunk cabbage and ferns |
| The Dynamic Duo just before leaving the swamp |
| Joe photographing netted chain fern |
Thursday, July 9, 2015
Dog Vomit Slime
Now that I've got your attention...
Of late, I'm obsessed with slime mold, and one species in particular: Fuligo septica. Last year, a neighbor cut down several large tuliptrees that had grown too near his house. His arborist chipped the wood, and our organization took the wood chips for our trails. This spring, the wood chipped trail has come alive repeatedly with slime mold aggregations.
At first, this slime mold is a strikingly bright, brilliant yellow.
But after a day or so, it turns dun-colored and looks like its common name.
I knew this organism was a slime mold, but I knew very little about it, so I checked out the citation on Wikipedia and found out that Dog Vomit Slime (also known in more genteel circles as Scrambled Egg Slime [still not too appetizing] or Flowers of Tan) is one of the most common and widely distributed of the slime molds.
In Estonian mythology, the aethalium was thought to be the leftovers from a kratt, a creature created by farmers out of hay and/or farm implements, given life by the devil after the farmer surrendered three drops of blood, and obligated to do the farmer's bidding. F. septica in Finland was believed to be used by witches to spoil their neighbors' milk. This gives it the name paranvoi, meaning "butter of the familiar spirit." In Flemish, it is known as "heksenboter," which refers to "witch's butter."
What strikes me as most odd is that none of the myriad visitors to my preserve that walk past the slime molds ever come in to inquire about them, especially when they're in their bright yellow stage.
| On the wood-chipped path outside my office |
At first, this slime mold is a strikingly bright, brilliant yellow.
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| Image from Wikipedia |
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| Image from Wikipedia |
I knew this organism was a slime mold, but I knew very little about it, so I checked out the citation on Wikipedia and found out that Dog Vomit Slime (also known in more genteel circles as Scrambled Egg Slime [still not too appetizing] or Flowers of Tan) is one of the most common and widely distributed of the slime molds.
Slime molds are not molds (i.e., fungus) at all despite their common name. They and the other protists (i.e., single celled organisms) are lumped into their own kingdom equivalent to the animals, plants, and fungi, but the classification is constantly in flux because the relationships among these organisms are so poorly known and understood.
Like many slime molds, the cells of this species typically live independently, then based on some unknown cue, they come together and aggregate to form a plasmodium. Each cell gives up its individual existence and merges its cell body and nucleus into a mass that may move in an amoeba-like fashion in search of nutrients. F. septica's plasmodium may range from white to yellow-gray, and is typically 1-8 inches in diameter and 0.4–1.2 inches thick. The plasmodium eventually transforms into a sponge-like aethalium, analogous to the spore-bearing fruiting body of a mushroom, which then degrades, darkens in color, and releases its dark-colored spores. F. septica produces the largest aethalium of any slime mold.
Like many slime molds, the cells of this species typically live independently, then based on some unknown cue, they come together and aggregate to form a plasmodium. Each cell gives up its individual existence and merges its cell body and nucleus into a mass that may move in an amoeba-like fashion in search of nutrients. F. septica's plasmodium may range from white to yellow-gray, and is typically 1-8 inches in diameter and 0.4–1.2 inches thick. The plasmodium eventually transforms into a sponge-like aethalium, analogous to the spore-bearing fruiting body of a mushroom, which then degrades, darkens in color, and releases its dark-colored spores. F. septica produces the largest aethalium of any slime mold.
| Close-up image of the aethalium. Soo cool! |
Wednesday, July 8, 2015
Stream Safari
| Stewardship Assistant Kevin with a handful of Asiatic clam shells |
| What ya' got there? |
| Most invertebrates cling to the bottom of rocks |
| Mom was really getting into the hunt |
Kevin even set up a field laboratory so that the participants could examine their finds with microscopes. Everyone seemed to enjoy the cool water on a hot, humid evening as well as the cool animals hidden in the creek's nooks and crannies.
Labels:
aquatic invertebrates,
Creek,
public program,
stream safari
Wednesday, July 1, 2015
Primordial Landscapes: Iceland Revealed
| A Smithsonian staff member in the hall outside Iceland Revealed exhibit |
At 80 years old, he has forsaken diving (too dangerous, he claims; he has related some really "close calls"). Now he photographs terrestrial landscapes with very high-end camera equipment. He has spent the last several years making expeditions to Iceland, which resulted in an exhibition of his work at the Smithsonian Institution's National Museum of Natural History in Washington.
Mr. Pitcairn collaborated with Icelandic poet Ari Trausti Guðmundsson to "reveal a land of fire, ice, hardy life, and natural beauty. Visitors to the exhibit experience the remote beauty of Iceland, a land sculpted by the elements and forged by active geologic activity."
| Enjoying the exhibit |
| A beaming Mr. Pitcairn |
Though Mr. Pitcairn's images are striking, Kali's not much motivated by stark, sere landscapes. I doubt we'll take Mr. Haarde up on his offer.
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